Polishing Turds: Remastered Crap, by Another Dead Weirdo

Polishing Turds: Remastered Crap

by Another Dead Weirdo

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1.	Theme For An Unreleased Podcast 00:59	info	buy track
2.	Driving Into The Sunrise (2021) 02:07	info	buy track
3.	1,000 Cuts (2021) 02:50	info	buy track
4.	2 Friends Dying Together (2021) 03:13	info	buy track
5.	May As Well Have (2021) 04:26	info	buy track
6.	Diesel Powered Street Rats (2021) 02:13	info	buy track
7.	Escaped Machineforms (2021) 01:25	info	buy track
8.	In the Shadow of Hopelessness (2021) 02:43	info	buy track
9.	The Last Sunday (2021) 02:09	info	buy track
10.	Watching the Sun Set (2021) 02:45	info	buy track
11.	Your Friend With the Mini-Fridge 02:33	info	buy track
12.	This Vacant House (2021) 02:19	info	buy track
13.	Removing Tendons (remastered demo) 02:03		buy track
14.	Theme for a Vocational Institution (2021) 01:10	info	buy track
15.	Diesel Powered Street Rats Dirty Big Time Mix 02:13	info	buy track

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Polishing Turds is ostensibly 2016's Information Dump record, remixed and remastered with some extras thrown in for good measure.

Information Dump 2016 was written between plumbing service calls and published directly from my phone with no mastering beyond whatever GarageBandiOS does on its own. I have since transferred the stems to my laptop and taken quite a bit of time with some of them in Reaper, using the knowledge that I simply didn't have 5 years ago. I don't think it's fair to say these are the "definitive" versions per se, because I envisioned most of them to be performed with a live band, but they are versions which are more closely volume matched and include tools and techniques that were not available to me at the time. Some of the changes are incredibly subtle, while others are pretty severe.

I sincerely hope you dig listening to these as much as I enjoyed dragging them out and tinkering with them again.

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released December 31, 2021

All music and lyrics written and recorded by Asellus Claudum at Dead Weirdo Studios.

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Asellus Claudum Virginia

Asellus Claudum is a writer, composer, and pursuer of quixotic endeavors. He is married and has a cat. A gender-queer autistic dude of many paradoxes, he values conceptual continuity above most things, however since seeing his first Faith No More video at age 6, the very concept of genre only enrages him.

He once made John DiMaggio laugh so he feels like he's given something back to the universe. ... more

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